WEEEEEEEEEE! Let's DO THIS!

Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name:Joseph

An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd

My Thoughts: WOOT! Ego is Over 9000!

2.) Your age: 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

My thoughts: ZOMG DOUBLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!


3.) What should you be doing: Something Cool.

Something Cool isn't definable.

My Thoughts: Exactly.


4.) Favorite color: Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

My Thoughts: Hehe. Drugs.

5.) Birthplace: Portland, Maine

1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest. It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother fucking New York City but it still rules.

2. Portland, Maine
1. The City of Roses, PDX, Bridgetown, USA
2. Not as good as Portland, Oregon.

My Thoughts: Pissants. Saying Portland, Maine isn't as good as Portland, Oregon...

Sadly, I agree. Portland, Maine SUCKS BALLS!

Thank god I live near Rockland, far away from the 'Tards in Portland...


6.) Month of your birth: July

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

My Thoughts: Oh, looks like I need to hunt for some SEXY GIRLS, then!


7.) Last person you talked to: My Sister, Jasmine

Your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.

My thoughts: SO TRUE! I LOVE MY SISTER!

8.) One of your nicknames: Josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever
i saw Josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

My ego is now OVER 9000 + INFINITY!

I tag my sister Jasmine, My cousin Jeremy, and one of my commentees Fairy-red-hime!