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Recipe for Lazy people: Cheez-It Sammich Ingredients: 1-2 Cups Cheez-Its (Any Flavor) 2 Slices Buttered Toast (Or Use Three and make a double decker) Instructions: 1. Combine. 2. Eat! 3. Wow, that was EVEN LAZIER. Makes 1.

Recipe for Lazy people: Turkey Buffin Ingredients: 3 slices microwaved or fried Streaky (in other words, American) Bacon, cut in half (or use 6 slices, I'm not stopping you) 1 slice American cheese, cut into a octagon 1 sliced, Toasted and buttered English Muffin 2 thin slices turkey Instructions: 1. Combine. 2. If the bacon has cooled, microwave the sammich for 10-20 seconds. 3. Eat! 4. Wow, that was lazy. Makes 1.

Announcer: It's time for the gameshow you've all been waiting for: Asking for It, with Joseph Santee! (Theme Song plays) Me: This is your host, Joseph Santee, live from the SDM! For tonight's stunt, I am going to scream the word "pad" at the top of my lungs repeatedly, while standing just outside the room of Sakuya Izayoi. My goal is to piss off Sakuya enough so that she will attempt to inflict extreme harm upon my person. I must then live through the horrible mauling that will occur. And so, with that, let's start! (Takes deep breath) PADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPAD PADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPADPA