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Recipes for Lazy People 2
Recipe for Lazy people: Cheez-It Sammich
Ingredients:
1-2 Cups Cheez-Its (Any Flavor)
2 Slices Buttered Toast (Or Use Three and make a double decker)
Instructions:
1. Combine.
2. Eat!
3. Wow, that was EVEN LAZIER.
Makes 1.
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Literature
Recipes for Lazy People 1
Recipe for Lazy people: Turkey Buffin
Ingredients:
3 slices microwaved or fried Streaky (in other words, American) Bacon, cut in half (or use 6 slices, I'm not stopping you)
1 slice American cheese, cut into a octagon
1 sliced, Toasted and buttered English Muffin
2 thin slices turkey
Instructions:
1. Combine.
2. If the bacon has cooled, microwave the sammich for 10-20 seconds.
3. Eat!
4. Wow, that was lazy.
Makes 1.
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I HAS A HEART by gamemjoe I HAS A HEART :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 1 Crappy Birdy drawing. by gamemjoe Crappy Birdy drawing. :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 0
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Asking for It Touhou Edition 1
Announcer: It's time for the gameshow you've all been waiting for: Asking for It, with Joseph Santee! (Theme Song plays)
Me: This is your host, Joseph Santee, live from the SDM! For tonight's stunt, I am going to scream the word "pad" at the top of my lungs repeatedly, while standing just outside the room of Sakuya Izayoi. My goal is to piss off Sakuya enough so that she will attempt to inflict extreme harm upon my person. I must then live through the horrible mauling that will occur.
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Joseph - Inked by gamemjoe Joseph - Inked :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 1 The Absolute by gamemjoe The Absolute :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 0
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WARNING: This is INSANE :18+: :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 1
Thundering Typhoon by gamemjoe Thundering Typhoon :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 0 I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL by gamemjoe I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 2 Freefall by gamemjoe Freefall :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 3 0 Warped Abstraction by gamemjoe Warped Abstraction :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 0 Picture of Me - Lens Flare by gamemjoe Picture of Me - Lens Flare :icongamemjoe:gamemjoe 0 2

Journal History

It was tomb of horrors.

Everyone died. Horribly. In the first room.

The End.

...well, that was fun. :D
  • Listening to: Ys Music.
  • Reading: This, making sure there aren\\\'t typos.
  • Watching: The Ys IV remake trailer.
  • Playing: All of the Ys games. ALL OF THEM.
  • Eating: B&J\\\'s Red Velvet Cake ice cream.
  • Drinking: A Fresca.

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Joe Santee
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I AM THE GOD OF PANCREASES. WORSHIP ME, OR I SHALL MAKE YOURS EXPLODE.

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thegreyzen Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
thanks a lot for the fav! :D (Big Grin)
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MShadowy Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch =)
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NineTailWyndfox Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave.
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TouhouCommoner Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you very much for the Fave :)
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Xykun Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
Thank you for the fave ! :D
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shnurui Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
tftf
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Ethan-Rivers Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
Thanks for the fav. ^_^
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Julayla64 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday
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AlexanderDario Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
Thanks for the +fav!!
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